When a planet’s moon is transiting (crossing) in front of the planet, the moon casts a shadow on the planet’s surface. Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21)- Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter for some reason so there is an event you should be aware of. Remember those? Boy did those just… go away. Might I suggest getting into knives? Walking the moors at night? Or only wearing Victorian shoes? Your meme is the 2016 Clown Sightings. Lean into the eccentricity and embrace a strange hobby or aesthetic you’ve always wanted to try but never felt brave enough for. Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)- This is going to be the best month ever! Scorpios thrive on the absolutely bonkers energy of the days leading up to Halloween. mh20Q7tQ21- lauren NovemWe love to see it, Lauren! I work in an animation studio with some of the best artists I’ve ever met and this is the pumpkin that won our carving contest yesterday. Just make sure you say “trick or treat” before you do! Your meme is the Skull Trumpet. It’s a tradition in American and Canadian cultures that you can walk into anyone’s house between October 1st and October 31st and take literally anything you want. This is a wonderful thing and makes you a valued friend and family member, but when you give so much emotional energy away, you don’t save enough for yourself. Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22)- You are a very giving person by nature. Can you spot what’s wrong with this dog? Home decor skeleton shaped like a dog, courtesy of At Home. Your meme is anatomically incorrect skeletons: skeletons for sale that put bones where there aren’t actually bones. How cute! Leos should blow a kiss to the sky.
You’re getting a kiss! That’s right! On October 2nd Venus (the planet of loooooove) will appear so close to Regulus (a star in Leo) that you’ll barely be able to tell them apart. Something very big is going to happen very soon. Leo (Jul 23-Aug 22)- If you’re feeling a little nervous this month it’s completely understandable. Your meme is the Tumblr Bone Stealing Discourse! An actual thing that happened in the heyday of 2015! Read about it here. This is a perfect time for you to make some extra cash by investing in yourself! If you splurge on a facial, designer heels, and a mink stole this month then you’ll be paid back ten-fold when you seduce a finance bro who then dies under mysterious circumstances.
Cancer (Jun 21-Jul 22)- Calling all Cancers! You might have heard some news about the stock market going up.
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